On this episode we talk about his humiliating experience at Laura McGoldrick’s wedding reception, reflections on Back of the Y Masterpiece Television, how his ‘fake’ band Deja Voodoo got a record contract, the time he made Jaquie Brown cry and the realities of working with Jeremy Wells on breakfast radio.

We talk about his controversial match reports and the coaches and players he's upset, his relationship with Declan Edge and why they are no longer friends on Twitter, his opinion of the proposed national league change, the time a player physically threatened him following a spicy article and why he was so pissed off Steve transferred from Bay Olympic to Glenfield Rovers.

We talk to New Zealand Rowing Team legend Emma Twigg - Athlete about the line between high performance training and bullying, why she retired from rowing - and why she came back, sexuality and sport, her roller-blading obsession, training with her rowing heroes, cycling home from Switzerland, becoming a real-estate agent and we compare Seamus and Emma’s times on the rowing machine.

Mike Lane wears many hats. He’s the Content Director for Radio Hauraki, the head of the Alternative Commentary Collective, and a die-hard fan of the Black Caps.